Oh sweet Jesus. Head Teacher is currently sitting at the table with my grandmother repeating her nonsense about all Americans owning bread machines. She's explaining further upon being challenged now by my grandmother's confusion at the statement -- the doctor and nurse she stayed with as a host family when she lived in Delaware had a bread machine. All. American. Families. Have. Bread. Machines. Foreigners eat bread. A lot of bread. Bread is the main food.
Grandma INP: "Actually, I'd say meat is more important...."
Head Teacher: "AMERICANS EAT BREAD AS MAIN FOOD. MY HOST FAMILY MOTHER MADE BREAD IN A BREAD MACHINE EVERY DAY."
Grandma INP: "...... I like chicken."
Oh my god. I don't even know how to handle this train wreck right now.