"YOUR QUITE ILLUSIVE FOR A YANK-HAHA"
-- Smalltown, via text message, after a total of five unanswered phone calls.
Gotta love that little fucker. What a character.
In other news, Daytime Drinking: watch it. Song Sam-dong is my new crush, just for managing to be so utterly cringe-worthy. As Kel might be inclined to say, he needs an adult.