Good grief.

I'm never going home.

Well, it helps me to chill the fuck out about some of the utter stupidity regarding foreigners I deal with here at times to remember that this baloney is going on back home.

It's like those really embarrassing but somehow kind of cute things your ancient great grandmother comes out with because she started to lose her grip on reality sometime before racism became socially unacceptable. Only if your great grandmother somehow made it into the House of Representatives.

Among many, many questions I have for this woman, the first would be, Chinese names? Really? Of all the Asian American sub-sects you could call out for having names that are "hard to pronounce", you chose Chinese? Wong. How fucking hard is that? It's not as though Chinese Americans go around writing their name in characters. What are you, fucking illiterate?