Cats in heat in the alley out back.

Why is there always a fucking alley out back, and why are there always, always fucking cats in heat?

You've got to be kidding me.

Day One: Bad Before Good


MikejGrey said...

Oh dear.

This is one of those universal constant's. Maybe we can name after you. Call the phenomenon "Elizabeth's Cat?"

I'm no Picasso said...

Fuck off. That's vulgar. And makes it sound as though I'm desperate whore.

It is a fucking universal constant though. Like motorcycle repair shops -- no matter where I go in the world, there's always one just around the corner.

I prefer one to the other, needless to say.

I'm no Picasso said...



MikejGrey said...



I've heard of that. I'm not getting a cat off. Unless it pays me, I guess.

MikejGrey said...

I also have some teacher meeting on friday. Which of course means soju meeting, probably

or a shitty night at VIP's.

I am not sure

I'm no Picasso said...

What am I supposed to do?

Darts with In-seop?


MikejGrey said...

Is friday night Goose Goose night?


You know how these things are. At least they gave me a heads up. Tiger Lee seemed excited, and insistent that I go. He made Mr. Khang tell me early. Prolly caused I pussed (haw haw cat... get it?) out on the ski trip.

(I'm about to leave, Mr. K has told me about the internet. Tiger Lee, "Blah blah Korean Mikol korean blah.)

"Mikol. Friday there is some teachers meeting. Can you come?"

"Uh... sure?"


I'm no Picasso said...

I wanna go to a soju meeting with Tiger Lee!

I'm slowly becoming obsessed with him. He's gotta be a character in your next story. You can add elements of Bicycle Shirt Man to make him more well-rounded (depraved) if you need to....

I dunno if Friday night is Goose Goose night or not. Probably no night is In-seop night, since he's nervous about English. I'll tell you one thing -- I'm not out with Small Town on my own.


MikejGrey said...

I'm telling you. Tiger Lee is kind of a dick. It's hard to explain. Maybe I'll try someday. If you met him you'd understand.

I think this weekend might be a drink soju at home and watch movies weekend. I say this on tuesday, but the idea of going to a bar this weekend .... bah....

MikejGrey said...

Also, someone from a Carphone Warehouse phone in the Uk read my blog and I keep thinking of Extras and don't have it to watch

I'm no Picasso said...

I believe you. But since when are the characters in your stories not kind of dicks?

Yeah. You do say that now, on a Tuesday. But last time we didn't go to the bar all weekend, you were grumpy about it.

Face it, Kachi. Goose Goose is like a low-down, no-good woman: we can keep saying no, but the answer will always be yes.

Also, I have the Extras special with me, if you wanna watch it this weekend. We can try dumplings? Those pork things are rubbish....

MikejGrey said...

That sounds like a good saturday instead of going to GG

We need to learn how to say no

maybe friday won't be a total lose