K. Whoever's searching for Korean "females".... no. No and no. They're not birds, or dogs. They don't have mating habits, so don't bother googling that either.
Liz's Top 10 Advice for getting a Korean girlfriend:
1. Don't refer to them as "Korean females".
No. That's pretty much it, actually.
(Oh. You all clicked on that one eagerly, didn't you? Psych.)
Here. Have this to make up for it:
So don't you give me that 'boohoohoo' shit
We moving on to that new new new shit
I'm quite excited to see what he'll do, now that he's free....