I just wanna know where you been.

Really good night.

Drunk as hell.

People shouldn't be allowed to blog when they're drunk.

Whole bottle of whiskey gone. Lemon Cass, almost. It's plastic. I can't break it.

I ate a lot of meat.

Mr. Kwan wasn't at school today. His name is Mr. Kwan, by the way. He doesn't say the first consonant when he says "mister" first. I don't know why. Took me a month to work it out. When he said Mr. Im. Mr. Im is Mr. Kim. Now's as good a time as any to say it. Anyway, I'm worried because I care too much about him. Which is a problem on like a million levels. And Koreans almost never miss work, as far as I can tell. So it must be something bad?

I sat at the men's table anyway and they talked about me in Korean, which I understand too much of now for them to be doing that.

Yes. I can eat lunch without Mr. Kwan. And I can sit at the ajosshi table while I do it.

The music teacher smiled at me at least. And the really handsome gym teacher felt it was his duty to escort me to the cafeteria and open the rice cooker for me because Mr. Kwan wasn't there.

I'm not helpless. I'm just a girl.

Same same.

No one will get 80% of this except Mike.

Well. I should go to bed. And not think about anything at all. Especially Mr. Kwan.


MikejGrey said...

I decided to scream out pigfucker on my walk home.

I'm sober now, and my hands are so raw from the wind they're almost bleeding. One more cigarette and Queens of the Stone Age and no Anthony Bourdain and I'm going to bed.

Everyone has forgotten about us. Vengeance shall be ours.

Teenage Wasteland.

I'm no Picasso said...

My favorite moment of the night was when you randomly said, "Do you want to throw a potato at a car? It will make you feel better."

Woke up too early this morning as I always do when I drink way too much.

Everyone has forgotten about us. But that's okay. We've got expensive cheap whiskey, meat that isn't cow tongue, and McLusky.

Our love is bigger than their love.

MikejGrey said...

It would have made you feel better.

Sing it. Our Love is bigger than their love. We take more drugs than a touring funk band.

Hey. Anthony Bourdain in Korea, uncut, has finished downloading.

Still working on Christmas with the Queens of the Stone age

I'm no Picasso said...

Sing it.

I wonder if the uncut version has anything worth seeing? At any rate, I do want to watch it again. I wonder if anyone ever forgot about Anthony Bourdain.

MikejGrey said...

We'll watch it soon

I bet Anthony Bourdain doesn't give a shit if people forgot him whilst traveling. He's got better things to do. Like have chinese dudes stick metal pokers in his ears