Today's class time laugh-out-loud moment:
The second graders are working on a chapter based around phrases like, "It's a pity".
One came into class and, after an enthusiastic hello, proceeded to tell me that someone stole his slippers while he was in the library. I looked down and, sure enough, he was standing there only in his socks.
After a long pause, he looked up at me and, with an exuberant amount of passion, said, "That's too bad!"
It certainly is.