11.14.2008

I haven't had one single cigarette today. Fuck sake. I'm hacking my face off as a result -- any smoker who has gone without a cigarette for more than 24 hours will tell you there is some bizarre dimension shift where you actually start coughing because you haven't smoked....

The boys are being absolute animals today because of the holiday yesterday I think. They're doing okay in class -- no serious problems, just won't shut the fuck up. But the hallway is like a fucking deathmatch today. I've already had to say twice, "Please get off of his face." My poor mothers came in looking as though they'd just walked through a tornado.

Still two more today. I do have this cartoon version of things in my head where class 205 ignores my seventyfifth shout of, "Hey, guys!" and I just sit down at my desk and light up a big fat Marlboro, while saying, "Fuck it..." into my provided (and never before used) microphone.

If only.

2 comments:

vai said...

oh dear ... can imagine. i start coughing before i reach the double digit of non-smoking hours .. . instead i just stuff my face with chocolate.

and the bomb drawing?? . .. .

I'm no Picasso said...

I'm glad you're confirming the cough for me.

I had some chocolate tonight -- Pepero from Mike.

Haha isn't it great? I don't know who did it. Just found it on the table when I was walking around on an off period. Naughty, naughty boys....