The return of HT.
I know you've all missed her. She's still here. She just asked me to explain the phrase "butt buddy". I just want... whoever you are, you fuckwit, who is teaching your students this phrase so that it then gets passed on to me to explain to Head Teacher... you better fucking never show your face in my presence. I will punch you in the neck, first for being an inappropriate tool bag when you're supposed to be teaching, and secondly for putting me in that situation to begin with.