This place is a shithole.


I am an seo consultant for http://www.bathroomboutique.eu

We would like to exchange links with your web site http://imnopicasso.blogspot.com/ as our sites are related by the topic bathroom

First of all we create a new dedicated page for your site link with a thumb image of your web site home page
Plus we also add your site link to a category page (no more than 25 sites per page) related to your site so your site is in good company
We then submit both these pages to Google for indexing using site maps each day
We also RSS feed all links to RSS aggregators for even more back links for your site

We will link to your site first, and if you accept this free reciprocal link exchange offer, please click this link
as we have already prepared your details. You will see you link on our site.

You will then automatically receive an email confirming your link details and our link details to be added to your site - also see our web site details below

If you wish to exchange 3 waylinks, or exchange links manually by email. Just reply to this email with your web site details; title, description, url
We can exchange reciprocal links, 3way links and deep links

Our site details:
Url: http://www.bathroomboutique.eu/
Title (anchor text): bathroom furniture
Description: Shop online for a great selection of bathroom furniture at low internet prices with fast home delivery service - bathroomboutique.eu

With best Regards

Bill Black
SEO Link Building Team

Sorry, pretty babies. Camps and all kinds of other madness at the moment. I did warn you that was coming. But I thought this would give you a wee grin in the meantime. For the kids in the back, I'd think you'd do well not to click on any of those links. I'd take them out myself, but I'm in the process of getting my shit together to head out and meet Smalltown for what is sure to be one of our last nights as a duo, as I'm off to Europe soon, and shortly after my return, he'll be heading back there (semi)permanently. Not thinking about that, obviously. Just going for a few sneaky pints. What I would really like is my bed. But no sign of that in the near future. Take care, lovelies.


gwern said...

Just a technical tip, but by leaving their links active - or even just textual, rather than disemvoweling them - you've given them exactly the SEO boost they were looking for.

You can try to avoid this with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nofollow but really, easier just to break & censor the URLs.

I'm no Picasso said...

Gwern -- Really? Don't click on the links, then. What do I care? The beauty of free will and that.

Joel said...

It's not about clicking the links. It's about posting the links.

Google's page rank looks at how often other people post links to sites to determine how high the rise up in the search results.

Google's Page Rank algorithm doesn't have any free will. They just grab any link that gets posted.

By posting their links, you're helping them.

I'm no Picasso said...

Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!