For some reason, I completely forgot about Masaki Sumitani. If I ever find this man (and I will be looking when I visit Japan later this year, believe you me), I will ask him to marry me. Or at least have a drink.
Same goes for Shozo Endo and Naoki Tanaka, for that matter.
P.S. -- I'm glad I'm not trying to learn Japanese. That shit looks impossible to read....